Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy
so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out
my penis would have been tiny omg
Apparently, I would’ve been on the upside of national average - 6 inches (average is purported to be 5.6 inches)
i’d be 5 inches xD
7 inches BAM
we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe
a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED
degrees fahrenheit degrees
shoutout to all the cute girls following me ur all cute lil princesses and i hope u all are having wonderful days. and if u think this post isn’t about u it is because ur all fuckin adorable.
Front & back
his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR
@ckirkpatrick0408: that’s two stars of #captainamerica in 24 hours (x)
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?
Natasha in #1 for sealitwithahart
she totally got that iron from iron man
I didn’t even know what I was expecting but THIS IS GREAT.
Gonna reblog this until I die
It’s 3:30am and I’m cackling alone in my room
you’ve got to be fucking kidding me
Saw the pictures and i really didnt know what i was expecting
this is my favorite audio post
i need to listen to this later
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
He’s delusional. Listen to what he’s saying. He’s talking about Mjolnir and Thor and Bifrost. It’s the stories I grew up with as a child. […]He’s dangerous, Jane.